Mr. Pinkerton for President!


Hello fur and purr friends! Andrewbun here. Guess what! There is a BUN running for President and he’s GOT MY VOTE! So Hop on over to and support Mr. Pinkerton! BINKIES!


Mr. Pinkerton Announces Run for President in 2008!

December 21st, 2007 Brought to you by

Mr. Pinkerton, a New Zealand White rabbit with pink eyes announces his run for President in 2008. He has the experience and the ability to lead the American people, and perhaps the world, with his innovative and effective solutions to longstanding problems, such as global warming, world hunger, domestic violence, racial issues and the decline in family values.

Pinkerton, a battled-tested veteran who survived imprisonment and a disfiguring wound to his right ear said, “I believe that this nation is ready for a red, white and true blue leader who doesn’t flip-flop on major issues, but quickly hops to the truth.” Pinkerton is widely acknowledged as being a bun of action and few words. He bravely took a vow of silence earlier this year to protest rabbits being served in restaurants, “as dishes not diners”, and now speaks with conviction through his live-in companion and campaign manager, Marcy Schaaf.